IF I Headed the NBA’s All Star Weekend This Year…

It’d be like this, courtesy of TSS.

You know it’s a shame that Kenny never made it to the all star game…

I’m Watchin Ball Tonight…

This man will dunk on your whole family

…because it’s way too cold out to do anything.

NBA on TNT games

8:00 Boston Celtics @ Orlando Magic: This should be a good game. I don’t get to catch Orlando on TV that much. I want to see what the big fuss is about Jameer Nelson.

10:30 PM Washington Wizards @ LA Lakers: This’ll most likely be a blowout. If so I’ll cut the game off early.

Charles needs to hurry up and come back. The show isn’t as funny without him.

C’mon back Chuck!

Brandon Roy is a Baller Baller

I knoooowwww you seeeiiiiiit!! (c) Yung Joc

The thing I like about Roy is that his game is quite unique for someone his age. He’s 24 but he plays like he’s been in the league for a minute. This shot is crazy.  That’s the best look anybody will get with .8 left well beyond the arch. Also notice how he left T-Mac lookin’ stupid on the inbound haha.

Fakehustle’s NBA Regular Season Preview Part 2: The Western Conference

GET YO HANDS OFFA ME!!! (c) Chuck

So I knocked out a whole post on the Eastern Conference last night. It’s only customary that I break down the West Coast too. So without further BS, Heeeeerrrre we go (c) Slick Rick.

Fakehustle’s NBA Regular Season Preview Part 1: The Eastern Conference

NBA on TNT is having a double header tomorrow: Cleveland @ Boston at 8 and Portland @ LA at 10:30. I look forward to the crew's photoshop abuse on top of jokes at Chuck's expense throughout the year.

The 08-09 season starts tomorrow night people. You excited?! You know I am.

Actually now that I realize it, I’m looking forward to another frustrating season as a Nets fan…

But we’re not here for blog therapy. I’m going to take this time to give a quick rundown of my Eastern Conference rankings. Let it be known that this analysis will be mainly based on conjecture, rants, rambling, and hatin’. Aight let’s get it (c) Jay Jenkins.*