F My Life…
Published March 10, 2009
Comedy , Entertainment
Tags: Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Internet
…is a funny ass website.
Yes I am late to this internet phenomenon but I don’t care. It only takes a couple of blurbs to get me through the day. Some of today’s best include…
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, “What IS this stuff??” As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, “Girl, that’s just the fungus.” FML
Today, my white mother in law called our house phone. Since I’m Chilean and have a fairly heavy accent, she mistook me for the cleaning lady and scolded me for answering the phone. Before I could correct her, she said “this is why only white people should be allowed in America” and hung up. FML
That last one was messed up haha. Check out more here.